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Sora – Winds of the Jungle Review

I’m at a loss. There’s no good way of playing Sora - Winds of the Jungle, and I’m not convinced EpiXR Games know how they want you to play it, either. It’s a flying conundrum, and we reached the game’s end wondering why anyone bothered.

Monster Train 2: Destiny of the Railforged Review

Much like Monster Train’s The Last Divinity, Monster Train 2’s Destiny of the Railforged is a large, emphatic step for an already very good game.

Lovish Review

We ended up loving Lovish. No need for the -ish.

Hidden Cats in Christmas Review

Hidden Cats in Christmas gets another two-paws-up from us.

Don’t be confused: it’s pool, not Brunswick Pro Billiards on Xbox One, Switch and PC

Ah, that classic faux pas: what Americans call billiards, we call pool (or American pool). Rather than update the title to avoid the confusion, Brunswick have flicked the bird, told us to get with the program and brought us Brunswick Pro Billiards regardless. Imagine the disappointment on the faces of the carambole billiards crowd (not something we write everyday). Brunswick Pro Billiards cues off today on Xbox One, Switch and PC via Steam.

Foregone but definitely not forgotten on Xbox One, Switch and PS4

Moments like Foregone make this games journalism lark a real joy. It’s a game that has come out of absolutely nowhere, whacking us round the face with its originality and pure style. We hadn’t heard too much about Foregone, but one look at the trailer and you can see its class. So much of that comes from its animation. The way the character moves reminds of Another World and Prince of Persia, and in recent times Dead Cells. It’s wonderfully slick, and has immediately put it to the top of our backlog.

G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout curls like a cobra around Xbox One, PS4, Switch and PC

It warms the cockles that games like G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout are still getting made. Back on the Xbox 360 we would get licence after licence, with big budget takes on Captain America, Family Guy, Hellboy, etc. Now? Eh, not so much. G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout lines up for duty today on the Xbox One, PS4, Switch and PC.

Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix Review

Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix on Xbox One is not just an incremental improvement on the original: this is a gold-mushroom boost into the distance. While it doesn’t quite get on the karting podium - the identikit weapons and flat courses scupper that - it’s a solid kart game which rewards you for persisting with it. If the jump in quality is as large with Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3, we’re going to have a hell of a race for the best kart game.

Ben 10: Power Trip Review

Recommending Ben 10: Power Trip on the Xbox One is difficult, because everything comes with an asterisk. It’s a refreshing difference from your traditional licenced kids’ game, as it attempts an open world BUT that open world is lacking in content and interest. It can be explored cooperatively BUT only if you stay joined at the hip. The platforming and combat are fun BUT you’ll have to fight the camera while you do it. If you’re desperate for a Ben 10 experience on Xbox One then it might be enough to scrub out those asterisks and give it a go.

Dark Grim Mariupolis Review

Dark Grim Mariupolis on Xbox One feels like it’s been left on the shelf since the ‘80s. It looks and feels, at least initially, like a lost C64 point-and-click classic, but the tape on the cassette has deteriorated, making the game almost unplayable. Dialogue is meandering and surreal, and the puzzles have eroded to become a sequence of unrelated interactions. At least it’s only a couple of hours long, as the surrealist noise soon gets to boiling your brain.

This is the Zodiac Speaking Review

If you pitched This is the Zodiac Speaking to us at a Dragon’s Den, we would have given you the money. A true-crime hunt for the real-life serial killer, in partnership with the Investigation Discovery channel: it feels like a no brainer. Unfortunately, like the infamous scene from the Hannibal movie, it feels more like someone else is spooning your brains out. This could have been the gateway to more true crime games on the Xbox One - instead, it’s a gateway to something a little more hellish.

Every step matters in Smart Moves on the Xbox One

It’s hard not to make comparisons in the case of Smart Moves. Watch the trailer and you’ll spot the influences: Crypt of the Necrodancer (and Cadence of Hyrule) and Fairune are definitely in there. This is a fantasy game where every step triggers enemies to move, and it takes on the aspect of a puzzle game as you evade enemies while clearing chests. Smart Moves makes a calculated boogie onto Xbox One today.

Dark Grim Mariupolis is a surrealist point-and-click on Xbox One

Where do you start when describing Dark Grim Mariupolis? It’s a point-and-click, which is the easy bit. Then there’s the wireframe vector graphics and smudged screen, which makes it look like an arcade cabinet from about 1986. It’s set in a dystopian future full of robots, and they’ve all deteriorated to the degree that most of their conversations make zero sense. Like what you’re hearing? Dark Grim Mariupolis is out today on Xbox One.

The Survivalists shipwrecks The Escapists on Xbox One, Switch, PS4 and PC

Team17’s busy year continues with The Survivalists, the next in their burgeoning ‘-ists’ franchise. This one looks a little bit special, not only because Team17 have been knocking it out of the park recently, and not only because The-Escapists-goes-Castaway sounds like an intriguing mix. We’re liking the look of this one because no one has ever really brought the ‘shipwrecked on a desert island’ fantasy to a decent video game.

Mafia: Definitive Edition Review

I will admit that I was wary of 2K choosing Mafia to remaster, as the game was old and middle of the pack, but in hindsight it was a masterstroke: the story and structural core of the original was exceptional, but everything else had room to improve. 2K has thrown the sink at Mafia: Definitive Edition to make sure those improvements make an impact, and it’s barely possible to recognise the original under the lacquer.

Escape the room in Area 86, a physics-based puzzler on Xbox One

As a fan of escape rooms, it’s been befuddling that they haven’t surfaced in video games more. The joy’s in the detail with an escape room - you’re searching with a fine toothcomb to get every last clue, then manipulating them all to get out of Dodge. That can be done in a video game, right? Area 86 is an escape room (wahoo!), but not in the way you might think. Rather than the graphic adventure-style we’ve just mentioned, Area 86 is a physics-based puzzler and it launches today on Xbox One.

Forget the Tony Hawk remaster, Skatemasta Tcheco is in town on Xbox One, PS4 and Switch!

Eastasiasoft suggests we stop banging on about that Tony Hawk remaster, and find time in our lives for that other skateboarding franchise. No, not Skate (come on, EA), but Skatemasta Tcheco!

Looking Back to 2015 and Rock Band 4 – the Second Death of Rock Band

In hindsight, it’s easy to see Rock Band 4 as the encore for the series - one last song before the franchise left the stadium. But rather than being the belter, the anthem that got everyone singing, it was like finishing with an album track. Sure, it was good to see the band coming back onto the stage, but, well, we were hoping for something a little more memorable.

Entertain the Rugrats with Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix on Xbox One, PS4 and Switch

We’ve seen our fair share of Kart clones, pulling on some of the barmiest of franchises (Hello Kitty? Garfield?), but Nickelodeon Kart Racers was one of the more acceptable ones, and it actually had enough recognisable characters to warrant the roster. Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix drifts onto Xbox One, Switch and PS4 today. A PC launch is due later this year.

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