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Zombies, Aliens and Guns Review

If you like your zombie-killing easy and brainless then Zombies, Aliens and Guns will scratch an open wound.

Bunhouse Review

We had two very different reactions to Bunhouse in our house.

Dreamland Solitaire Review

Dreamland Solitaire slightly overplays its hand in terms of number of levels, but generally it did everything we wanted from it and more.

The Adventures of Panzer: Legacy Collection Review

The Adventures of Panzer: Legacy Collection is a little scrappy on the gameplay front, which isn’t too dissimilar to the NES games that it’s emulating. But it’s also a hoot.

Kargast Review

If you’re in the mood for a gothic, straight-faced Undertale, then Kargast delivers a low-budget cover that hits most of the right notes.

Home Sheep Home: Farmageddon Party Edition Review

We think Home Sheep Home: Farmageddon Party Edition represents the best Aardman game we’ve played

Sweet Bakery Tycoon Review

Not everyone is going to willingly invite the pressure and multitasking of Sweet Bakery Tycoon. But for those that do, this is a surprisingly intuitive, delicious-looking little time-management sim. In terms of portion size, though, it’s too big

Romancelvania Review

Romancelvania’s dating sim half is frivolous fun, but its other half, the Metroidvania, drunkenly crashes the party. It ungracefully stumbles about, throwing up on the couch. We certainly know which of the two halves we’d choose to evict, come voting time. 

The Excrawlers Review

While there isn’t much in The Excrawlers difficulty or story to really get your teeth into, there’s plenty on the bone elsewhere. It took us aback, if we’re being honest: we didn’t expect this little roguelike to be so tasty.

Blacksmith Forger Review

If Blacksmith Forger was a free-to-play mobile game, we’d be complaining about the lack of material. You could barely make some tinfoil out of it. When there are dozens of alternatives for Overcooked!-style games, you’d have to be desperate to pick Blacksmith Forger out of the line-up.

We fished for naked men in one-button marathon SUPER 56, and soon it’s your turn

Have you played Angry Birds with yoga instructors? Or experienced a fishing minigame where there are men on the end of the line? Thanks to SUPER 56, you might get the chance. 

MathLand Review

If you have a pre-teen player who loves gaming but struggles to knuckle down on their maths homework, then MathLand adds up nicely.

90” Soccer Review

The 90 seconds is less about the length of matches, and more about its shelf life. You’re going to retire 90” Soccer faster than you can say Jack Wilshere.

Puzzle By Nikoli W Numberlink Review

We’re not angry, we’re just disappointed. But we’ll let Puzzle By Nikoli W off: they’ve nailed so many puzzle games in the past that we’ll forgive them one stinker. Because that’s what Puzzle By Nikoli W Numberlink ultimately is: an unsatisfying meander into trial-and-error that leaves a bad smell in the nostrils. 

Gnomes Garden 7: Christmas Story Review

We’re not getting the last five hours of our lives back. It’s not that Gnomes Garden 7: Christmas Story is terrible: far from it. In fact, if you’re on the hunt for a relaxed take on city-building, then we might even suggest you play it.

Gnomes Garden 5: Halloween Review

Gnomes Garden 5: Halloween runs a relaxed, simple, city-builder formula, one that we’ve enjoyed in flashes, but it’s also one that has frozen us stiff with boredom on occasion. Much like a garden gnome, we suppose.

Game Pass is six games lighter, as Before We Leave and others depart

Six games leaving Game Pass is not to be sniffed at: that’s a faster rate than we’re getting games at the moment.

Go-Go Town! teaches us that people are just noodle-hungry litter-bugs

Indications are positive. Our time with Go-Go Town! was slight and short, but there were enough surprises in the city-building to reassure us that it would be just as charming as Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles and Grow: Song of the Evertree.

65 – Film Review

Well done 65: you made dinosaurs boring. We felt like 65 million years had passed while watching you.

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