We’re not sure whether the whole ‘simulator’ genre has reached saturation point, or if game developers are fine with throwing all manner of weird ideas at the gaming public, but if you’ve ever fancied yourself as a bit of an organ trader, then Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is going to be your bag. Especially if you’ve an Xbox Game Pass subscription.
Available today on Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S and PC, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator from the Strange Scaffold team is a bit of a weird one. Not weird because we’re not sure what it all entails, but weird in premise terms.
You see, drop your £16.74 cash purchase in to the Xbox Store – or use Game Pass – and you’ll find that Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator does pretty much as it says on the tin, whisking you across the galaxies as you attempt to make a name for yourself selling organs.
When we say organs, we don’t mean those fancy beefed up keyboards that we find in places of worship either. We mean hearts, lungs, stomachs and spleens for starters. Throw in the chance to swap out a brain or two for payment of a working kidney and well, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator will sort you out with your needs.
Depending on your gaming wants and needs, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is either going to fill a gap, or be totally dismissed from the off. We’re going to join the camp of the former, mostly as we know that the creative mind behind this was also in place for the delightful, yet equally weird, An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs – yep, THAT dog airport game. We like weird though, and would hazard a guess that many others would join us in toeing that line.
For that reason alone Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is right up there on our wishlist – and that’s before we ever get to mention the chance to do deals with cutthroat traders and dubious figures. We’ll be sure to get hands-on as soon as we can, looking to get a review of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator on Xbox out to the world.
If you wish to join us on this journey, head over to the Xbox Store or PC storefront and pick up a copy of the game. Everyone needs organs, yeah!?
ORGANS. Everyone has them, and everyone wants them. You are an Organ Trader, the funnel for fleshy meat parts into a strange, evolving, and desperate universe full of clients. Contend with the cutthroat organ market. Trade viscera with dubious figures. Keep vampire-leech organs from devouring the rest of the goods inside your cargo hold. Flood galaxies with meat. Make a profit. This is Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator: the sci-fi body horror market tycoon you didn’t know you needed.