2/5 Review

Toadomination Review

Toadomination mostly left us bemused.

Aery – Stone Age Review

The Aery series has set a low bar for itself, and in aiming to perch on that bar, it screws the landing and ploughs headfirst into it. Squawk! - down it goes.

SHMUP Mania Review

SHMUP Mania has the most egregious use of ‘Mania’ in a title that we can recall.

Chemically Bonded Review

You could randomly pick pretty much any other visual novel and feel less tortured than we were in Chemically Bonded.

Blade of Darkness Review

Blade of Darkness will make you appreciate the games we have these days.

Avatar: The Last Airbender – Quest for Balance Review

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Quest for Balance tries to do way too much.

Vindicta – Film Review

Vindicta isn’t unutterably bad. It has the decency to chuck in some gruesome deaths and tongue-in-cheek dialogue. But in the attempt to be a modern day Se7en, Vindicta is a two, at best.

Rainbow High: Runway Rush Review

Rainbow High: Runway Rush is a series of fetch quests in a joyless maze.

Royal Roads 2 Review

How it manages it, we don’t know, but Royal Roads 2 emerges - comfortably - as the worst of the ‘Gnomes Garden’ city builders.

Revhead Review

I can’t recommend Revhead to anyone who doesn't have actual grease under their fingernails.

Gastro Force Review

Gastro Force is quite obviously a DOOM clone, but after playing it, you will probably find yourself better off with the originals if you want that retro hit. If the addition of a Y-axis is the best it can do, then that is a clear sign of how poor the rest of the game is.

Truth Review

If Truth was camp, funny, surprising or intriguing, then it would have some leeway.

Paint – Film Review

Paint has such little respect for its characters that it becomes a hard watch. Catch some Bob Ross reruns instead.

DPS Idle Review

We can’t wave the red flag fast and hard enough: DPS Idle is not ready to play.

The Rabbit Crazy Adventure Review

Sure, The Rabbit Crazy Adventure is functional, and we managed to cross the finish line, but that’s no measure of a good game.

Zombie Derby Review

There's some cheap and easy Xbox Gamerscore on offer if you must boost your numbers, but otherwise Zombie Derby is a game that'll be over in an evening, swiftly removed from the hard-drive thereafter.

Fruit Adventure Review

Pick up Fruit Adventure if you want 2000 Gamerscore and the barest bones of a platformer. But you will feel dirty having bought it. Oh so dirty.

Mr. Brocco & Co. Review

Mr. Brocco & Co.’s message of ‘eat your veggies’ gets undermined.

Fast X – Film Review

Jason Momoa is a spark plug, a single redeeming element that is trying to zap it into life, but Fast X has all of the speed and energy of a school bus. 

Cyber Citizen Shockman Review

For a game as old as Cyber Citizen Shockman, it has some novel ideas such as a world map and specific rewards for completing certain levels.

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