2/5 Review

Toadomination Review

Toadomination mostly left us bemused.

Aery – Stone Age Review

The Aery series has set a low bar for itself, and in aiming to perch on that bar, it screws the landing and ploughs headfirst into it. Squawk! - down it goes.

SHMUP Mania Review

SHMUP Mania has the most egregious use of ‘Mania’ in a title that we can recall.

Chemically Bonded Review

You could randomly pick pretty much any other visual novel and feel less tortured than we were in Chemically Bonded.

Blade of Darkness Review

Blade of Darkness will make you appreciate the games we have these days.

The Samurai Collection (QUByte Classics) Review

The Samurai Collection (QUByte Classics) probably didn’t need putting together, combining two fairly bad games and not an awful lot of fun. 

Headbangers in Holiday Hell Review

Headbangers in Holiday Hell isn’t metal. It is barely even tinfoil. 

Roar of Revenge Review

Getting Keel the Barbarian to the end of Roar of Revenge is as dynamic and exciting as pushing a boulder up a hill. Unless you have a deep, craving love for old-school hack-and-slash platformers, you are best leaving this anachronism in its box.

Until The Last Plane Review

Until the Last Plane takes a concept that should be fun and challenging, but turns it into a recipe for boredom. And that is pretty unforgivable. 

Petite Adventure Review

Petite Adventure is like a driving instructor, tutting and stamping on the brakes whenever you want to get going. It’s impossible to find the fun with all that going on. 

Animal Shelter Simulator Review

We expected to have our heartstrings tugged like we were playing a John Lewis advert. By the end of Animal Shelter Simulator, we were yawning in the destitute cats and dogs’ faces.

Geometric Feel the Beats Review

Geometric Feel the Beats is one of the dullest of dull shooters that we’ve ever encountered. Everything is boringly easy, nothing you shoot matters.

Bones of Halloween Review

Bones of Halloween is as hollow as a carved-out pumpkin. It works (albeit ploddingly), but that’s the best you can say about it.

Opus Castle Review

Horror experiences are two a penny these days, but when one arises with a real life tragedy at the core of its concept, interest levels are naturally higher. That’s exactly what developers Messier Games have in the form of Opus Castle, which is based on a true story involving the mystery death of a wealthy family. They’re also offering Opus Castle for free, so you can potentially get scared to death without spending the cash. Is it worth the time and effort though?

Paper Flight – Speed Rush Review

It’s faulty, flawed and impossibly slow, and we’d rather play twenty Aery games in a row than one Paper Flight.

7 Days of Rose Review

We were surprised about our reaction to 7 Days of Rose. It was like a reflex: a gag at how smarmy and inauthentic it was.

Caterpillar Review

There's only really one cohort of gamers Caterpillar is aimed at - those looking to give their Xbox Gamerscore figures a quick boost.

Saomi Review

Saomi serves up a moderately challenging platformer that will sharpen your reflexes. But even for the modest price tag, Saomi is missing something fundamental. It just doesn’t inspire interest or feelings of surprise.

Temple of Horror Review

Temple of Horror is such a limp horror game that its legs are falling off. 

Winter Games 2023 Review

Winter Games 2023 will be a game that you find yourself playing for an hour or so tops, before the repetitive nature and poor presentation start to properly grate.

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