I will say it until I am blue in the face, but cats are the inferior pet when it comes to them or dogs. Want proof? Well, here it is. Find out what cats are willing to do to their owners in She Wants Me Dead, out today on Xbox.
Max was just looking for a pet companion to cuddle up to after a hard day’s work. Just his luck that the one cat he managed to pick was a master engineer, capable of devising deadly traps. Lula the cat takes great pride in getting revenge on whatever Max has done.
There is a reason dogs are called man’s best friend.
Max has accidently stood on Lula’s tail? Chop off his head! Max has nudged the cat out of bed (who will have no doubt spent all evening pawing his head)? Smash him to smithereens! You can’t help but feel sorry for Max in this situation. But here’s where you can help him. Navigate him through these deadly levels and through to the other side and he make just see tomorrow. Can you survive this 2D side-scrolling platformer against your mortal enemy, your own cat?
She Wants Me Dead also features:
- Incredible groovy soundtrack
- Unique aesthetic
- 2D platformer
- Rhythm game
- Challenging
She Wants Me Dead is on the Xbox Store now priced at £8.39. There is also a discount for those who need some quick training if they are planning on getting a cat, with the price down to £6.71 for a short time. Of course, you could always just get a dog instead and live your life peacefully? Let us know in the comments if you will be picking this one up, and also which animal you prefer.
Game description
She Wants Him Dead Lula is just an average cat who happens to be a master engineer. Her traps are intricate and require your full focus. Expect no mercy and lots of surprises. Unforgiving but rewarding Sink into the world of She Wants Me Dead thanks to the incredible soundtrack. The rhythm is the key to Max’s survival. If you let it lead you, he might see the light of day. This 2D platformer-rhythm game will not make it easy on you.