The rhythmic journey to Ballhalla has arrived on Xbox One, tasking you with following the beat of the music to overcome the hazards or you’ll be at risk of your balls getting crushed. The Road to Ballhalla starts here.
Whilst there is no storyline as such, Road to Ballhalla will guide you from level to level with inspirational text-based messages. Did we say ‘inspirational’? We actually meant it’ll be full of awful puns and ultimately aims to make fun of you any time you fail. You’ll be fine though as long as you move along with the dynamic music – composed by Nicholas Singer – to avoid the likes of laser beams and other hazards. Mastering the rhythm of each level is only half the fun, with tons of secret areas to discover and an unlockable Rush mode, which focuses on the need for speed.
Anyone looking to style their balls in Road to Ballhalla, and prove they have the best ball control in the world, should head on over to the Microsoft Store, where it’s currently priced at £11.99. So, will you be embracing the ball-busting Road to Ballhalla and getting down to the rhythm of the beat? Let us know in all of the usual places!
Rhythm-driven Gameplay: Move with the music to overcome even the most difficult hazards, like laser beams or insane camera angles trying to explode both your balls and your brain. – Dynamic Music and SFX: The dynamic music by Emmy-nominated composer Nicholas Singer is tailored to the rhythm and style of each level, with sound effects adjusting to the level’s music. Without it, you’d fail even harder. – Epic Storyline: Not included. Instead, be guided by floor texts that make fun of you when you fail and drop awful puns even if you unexpectedly don’t. – Scavenger Hunt: Discover secret areas that lead to other secret areas which in turn lead to other secret areas. You get the idea, and maybe even the rainbow that awaits you at the end of the treasure. Probably you’ll just google it though. – Speedrolling: Replay levels in Rush mode as fast as you can and prove that you are a good person by beating other players’ highscores. – Style your Balls: Be rewarded with awesome bonus contents like tasty new colors and trail effects for your balls.