
Referring to the holding of volatile investments even when many would sell up, to have ‘diamond hands’ in the stocks and shares crowd is an impressive feat indeed. And after the whole Gamestop stocks debacle from a few years back, Terror Dog Studio and Ultimate Games are looking to poke fun at all of this financial slang with their platformer, Diamond Hands: To The Moon.
A Small Step for Hands…
Now available on Xbox, Diamond Hands: To The Moon has been present on PC and Switch storefronts for a while now.
This is a simple to understand but hard to master platformer where you must get to the moon – further stocks lingo for a stock shooting up in value. Playing as a suited and booted finance bro who moves along the screen with his own volition, all you need to do is jump at the perfect time to climb higher and higher. Reach the moon, and you’ll earn the coveted ‘Diamond Hands’ title. Doge will be proud!
Players will also get to revel in the glory alongside a co-op partner, if they wish, as Diamond Hands: To The Moon features the ability to climb up to the moon with a mate in tow. With ten different maps to master, that’s a lot of jumping that you’ll both be doing!
Maps Included:
- Stock Exchange
- Game
- Crayon Land
- Dark Pool
- FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt)
- Chicken Tendie Land
- +4 others that the developers don’t want to spoil the surprise of!
Play Today!
Diamond Hands: To The Moon can now be purchased on Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PC and Nintendo Switch. Pick up a copy today via the Xbox Store, where the game costs £5.79.
Diamond Hands: To The Moon Description
Diamond Hands: To The Moon is a deceptively simple yet brutally challenging platformer where your mission is clear: get to the moon. Move left, move right, jump, that’s all you’ve got. But mastering your jump strength is key to landing on those elusive platforms and climbing higher.

