You know that feeling you have that someone, somewhere, is watching you from afar? Well, the latest game to arrive on Xbox Series X|S and Xbox One, Do Not Feed the Monkeys, may just confirm your suspicions. It’s a digital voyeur simulation, but instead of being watched, you’re going to be the one spying on folks. Welcome to The Primate Observation Club!
Do Not Feed the Monkeys invites you to join The Primate Observation Club, a rather dodgy group that observes people – relative strangers – through surveillance cameras and compromised webcams. As the newest member, you’ll have to settle in swiftly, observing and analysing their behaviour. There aren’t any actual monkeys here, for it is these people who are affectionately referred to as the ‘monkeys’, and interacting with them is strictly prohibited. Can you resist temptation, or will you break this simple rule and interfere somehow? The choice is yours to make.
Whether you just want to keep on spying, wish to help the poor unsuspecting souls, or even extort them for ill-gotten gains, Do Not Feed the Monkeys is the place to do it. To acquire an exclusive membership to this shady club, put £10.49 in a little brown envelope and hand it over at the Xbox Store. It’s that easy!
Will you be keeping your eyes on these caged animals, or is the concept a bit too strange for you? Feel free to comment below and share your thoughts about this rather unusual voyeur sim.
Game Description:
You are invited to join “The Primate Observation Club”, where you will observe the lives of caged monkeys and carefully analyze the information obtained. GLOSSARY OF TERMS: THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a shadowy group that observes other people through surveillance cameras and compromised webcams. YOU: the newest member of the CLUB, tired of your run-down apartment, dull existence and boring job. MONKEYS: dozens of strangers who have fallen prey to your voyeurism. VOYEURISM: Exactly what you think it is (and also the reason why we’re rated “MATURE”). PRIVACY: Something that the monkeys think they have. PC (PERSONAL COMPUTER): Yep, we put a PC in your game that’s on your PC so that you can work on a PC while you’re playing the game that’s on your PC! FEEDING THE MONKEYS: Interacting or interfering with the subjects in any way. Feeding the monkeys is strictly prohibited. SHIT HITTING THE FAN: What may (or may not) happen if you feed the monkeys. Oddly enough, club members keep feeding the monkeys as though they just can’t abide by this very simple rule! How about you? Will you help those you’re spying on, extort them, expose them and sabotage their dreams, or will you follow your instructions and sit twiddling your thumbs while the world burns?
