Whilst we can’t attest to the legitimacy of pooping on others’ heads and managing to steal their money as a result, developers Unbound Creations believe that this is the way to go with their new game. From those that brought you the criminally under-appreciated Rain on Your Parade comes Just Crow Things!.
Crow-Based Chaos
Throughout a number of sandbox-y levels, your goal in Just Crow Things! is to steal the shiniest of shiny objects from unsuspecting citizens.
As the titular crow, you must defecate on their heads, causing them to drop their shiny objects. Swoop in, pick them up, and fly away to the next victim. It’s not just crow poo that can be weaponised, either: leaf blowers, graffiti cans and much more can be utilised to be a public nuisance. Animals haven’t been this annoyingly fun since Untitled Goose Game and Goat Simulator 3!
As you accrue more objects, your Crowputation will rise amongst other animals. They will see you as even cooler than a cool cat, and you may just become part of the iconic Cool Crow Clique. Animal friends in the world will also set you a variety of side missions, and you must also endeavour to fill out the expansive Puncyclopedia with your finest dad jokes!
Key Features
- Explore 10 unique and sandbox-y levels
- Customize your crow with cute hats, scarves, and more
- Use variety of tools and objects you pick up
- Eat delicious foods and discover new “poop modes”
- Make new animal friends and help them out
- Find all the crow puns for your Puncyclopedia
Coming Soon!
Whilst there is no certain release date for Just Crow Things!, we know it will be coming to Xbox, PlayStation, Switch and PC. No mention of which generation of consoles just yet. Unbound Creations state that the game will likely arrive in 2024. As ever, we will keep you updated as we hear more!
For now though, why not find out more about Just Crow Things! via the game’s Steam page, and the announcement trailer down below?
