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Bakery Simulator Review

Bakery Simulator is the bread bun of the baking world - bland and uninteresting, but some people might still like it.

Doctor Cat Review

We lay down on Doctor Cat’s couch and found ourselves dozing off.

Orion Haste Review

There are worse shooters out there than Orion Haste, but there are also many that are a lot better. Including Contra: Operation Galuga…

SOUTH PARK: SNOW DAY! Review

SOUTH PARK: SNOW DAY! feels like a generic multiplayer game with the thinnest South Park skin layered over it.

Violet Wisteria Review

Violet Wisteria ends up being one of those games that shoots for the stars but doesn’t get close to leaving the atmosphere.

Drop It: Block Paradise Review

Drop It: Block Paradise is too finicky, too capricious in its reliance on a physics engine, to be a satisfying puzzler. 

Wings of Bluestar Review

Wings of Bluestar is pretty much what we expected - a short shooting game with easy Xbox achievements.

Neon Souls Review

Neon Souls is a run of the mill platformer that fails to stand out from the crowd.

Beholgar Review

With some attention paid to the user experience, Beholgar could have been a contender, but as it stands right now, it’s hard to recommend this to anyone but the most ardent of Metroidvania fans. 

Run Sausage Run! Review

It’s easy to imagine a version of Run Sausage Run! with all the trimmings, with a much greater depth of flavour. But this is just a plain chipolata, no bun, and we wish a little bit more care was taken in preparing it. 

God Damn the Garden Review

Sift through the scraps of ideas and mechanics in God Damn the Garden and you might find the odd tiny nugget of gold. But it’s just about the loosest, most aimless game of Doom we’ve ever played.

Super Woden GP Review

Feeling like a bit of a grind and hugely frustrating, we’ll instead applaud the sheer number and variety of races included in Super Woden GP.

PAW Patrol: Grand Prix – Race in Barkingburg Review

PAW Patrol: Grand Prix - Race in Barkingburg is the most threadbare of DLC, yet it's supplementing one of Outright Games’ best titles.

Primal Light Review

Primal Light is a retro-styled platformer that should only really be considered by serious masochists.

Super Rebellion Review

‘Super’ Rebellion, in hindsight, feels like an exaggeration. Mediocre Rebellion’s more appropriate, but that probably wouldn’t sell as many units. 

Gungrave G.O.R.E. Review

A true disappointment is what we have here in Gungrave G.O.R.E.

Bricky To Me Review

We can see what Bricky To Me could have been. It’s a proof-of-concept, a pilot episode for what a platformer might be as a roguelike

Bratz: Flaunt Your Fashion Review

What Bratz: Flaunt Your Fashion amounts to is a static playmat. Your kids can dress up their doll and wander about it, looking for treasure chests, and there’s some enjoyment to be found in that. But once you start engaging with the world around you, talking to interviewees for the Bratz magazine, you realise how flimsy everything is.

Arkanoid Eternal Battle Review

There isn’t much in Arkanoid Eternal Battle to entice new players

Pandaty Review

Pandaty felt too much like homework we didn’t want to do. Its levels are washed out, the humour seems to come from another planet, and it demands patience and skill without giving much back. 

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