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Demolish & Build Classic Review

Demolish & Build Classic is absolutely rubbish.

Deadliest Catch: The Game Review

Deadliest Catch: The Game is dull, hard to operate and looks awful. Most importantly, the way that the controls operate manage to suck what little fun going crabbing has out of the game. The result is a mess that you would do well to avoid. 

Boss Rush: Mythology Review

Boss Rush: Mythology - it is rubbish.

Jurassic Pinball Review

Jurassic Pinball offers up a depressingly bland pinball table with almost no redeeming features. Aside from the fact that the delays and dodgy physics are such that your turns will be over very quickly.

Hunt Ducks 4 Review

Hunt Ducks 4 is a racket, a grift. The developers have carefully peeled the label off of Hunt Ducks II’s bottle and then sold it again as Hunt Ducks 4 instead.

Albacete Warrior Review

Albacete Warrior is, without any doubt, the least funny comedy game we have ever played.

Deep Space Anomaly Review

Deep Space Anomaly feels unfinished; like the developers cobbled some ideas together and shovelled it out of the door as fast as possible.

Joy Ball Adventure Review

We have to implore you not to buy Joy Ball Adventure. It’s unfinishable, bugged to the point of impassibility on Level 14. What little we played was good, particularly for that low price, but you can experience an actual, working version of it by buying Kid Ball Adventure instead. It has the novelty of actually being playable.

Strategic Mind: Fight for Freedom Review

On PC, Strategic Mind: Fight for Freedom could well be a fine game, but it just doesn’t work on the Xbox, and that is a big problem.

Gabriel’s Worlds The Adventure Review

Sure, you can gird your loins with 2000G of achievements for thirty minutes of work, but any discerning gamer will leave Gabriel’s Worlds The Adventure well, well alone. 

Mechapunk Review

Mechapunk doesn’t feel like a game so much as a performance art piece – one that proves that capitalism is as two-dimensional as the things we aspire to enjoy, maybe? There’s plenty of space to conjure up a metaphor that excuses this mess – “what room!” indeed.

Mozart Requiem Review

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died way back in 1791, but his legacy as a composer continues to live on and now, would you believe it, he’s even the protagonist of a point and click adventure. Indeed, Mozart Requiem has emerged, which is actually a revamp of the scarcely released title Mozart: The Conspirators of Prague from 2009. Is it a classic deserving of preservation, or does Mozart Requiem deliver a performance to forget?

Midnight School Walk Review

Midnight School Walk is refund-worthy. We can’t underline it enough: this is a visual novel that should be avoided at all costs. Everyone involved can do better.

Shadoworld: The Impossible Escape Game Review

Say ‘Shadoworld: The Impossible Escape Game’ to us, and an involuntary facial tic will spasm across our face. This is not a game to play if you value your time or sanity.

Blade Runner Enhanced Edition Review

Unless you are a rabid Blade Runner, you’ll want to steer clear of Blade Runner Enhanced Edition.

eFootball 2022 Review

eFootball 2022 is a disaster, plain and simple, and there has been very little added to Season 1 or 2 that can alleviate that. 

Hunt Ducks II Review

Hunt Ducks II is Duck Hunt. It’s Duck Hunt to the point of a cease-and-desist.

Slap the Rocks Review

Slap the Rocks feels like a case of squandered potential.

Behind Closed Doors: A Developer’s Tale Review

Behind Closed Doors feels like a rushed first draft. A great deal of it needs tightening up, redrafting, and playtesting for it to feel worth the playtime.

Happi Basudei Review

Happi Basudei is phenomenally atrocious, a water-cooler joke between developers that somehow wound up on the Xbox Store, miraculously dodging anything that might resemble quality control.

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