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Toadomination Review

Toadomination mostly left us bemused.

Aery – Stone Age Review

The Aery series has set a low bar for itself, and in aiming to perch on that bar, it screws the landing and ploughs headfirst into it. Squawk! - down it goes.

SHMUP Mania Review

SHMUP Mania has the most egregious use of ‘Mania’ in a title that we can recall.

Chemically Bonded Review

You could randomly pick pretty much any other visual novel and feel less tortured than we were in Chemically Bonded.

Blade of Darkness Review

Blade of Darkness will make you appreciate the games we have these days.

Aery – Calm Mind 4 Review

Aery - Calm Mind 4 is about the twelfth regurgitation too far.

Pipe Dream Xbox Edition Review

Pipe Dream has the barest whisper of a puzzle-platforming idea, and only gets ten minutes into exploring it.

Smoots Pinball Review

For fans of pinball, Smoots Pinball is a definite avoid. Even for younger gamers, arguably who the game is really pitched at, there still isn’t really much to recommend here.

Crashy Laps Review

Crashy Laps very much does what it says on the tin, chucking you into an old school racer that is intent on crashing. Poor visuals, terrible audio and a 'feel’ that is nothing short of unique fail to help this racer speed away from the grid, let alone be able to compete for podiums.

Heads Up! Phones Down Edition Review

Heads Up! Phones Down Edition is not a bad game: it’s just an unnecessary one.

Expend4bles – Film Review

Expend4bles feels like it was made with a gun to Sly’s head. It’s not filled with joy and silliness: it’s filled with compromises and the same-old, same-old.

Boudica – Film Review

Boudica deserves a true movie tribute. Her story is too great not to. When that happens, we will safely file this movie away as an also-ran.

Yuko and the Akuma Menace Review

Someone clearly believes in Yuko and the Akuma Menace. That someone isn’t us, though.

Stray Souls Review

There is probably a good game in here somewhere, but it feels like Stray Souls needed more time in development to iron out the bugs and hone the mechanics.

Ebenezer and The Invisible World Review

There is a lot of potential in a game adaptation of A Christmas Carol, and Ebenezer and the Invisible World makes a valiant effort. But this pudding needed to sing in the copper a little longer.

The Sisters 2: Road to Fame Review

The Sisters 2: Road to Fame alternates between being awkward to navigate and fundamentally broken

Hellboy Web of Wyrd Review

Maybe hardcore fans will find more joy, but Hellboy Web of Wyrd feels tricky to recommend to even the most dedicated fans.

Truck Driver: The American Dream Review

Truck Driver: The American Dream needs a few patches to get up to speed. This American dream is far from being fully realised. 

Royal Roads 3 Review

We’ve hate-played games before, but hate is a strong word in the case of Royal Roads 3. It’s more that we persisted in a state of bored disbelief.

Ball laB II Review

The real test in Ball laB II is not in how many levels you will actually manage to complete. It's more to do with how many deaths you'll be able to take before you switch off and uninstall. 

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