1.5/5 Review

Mel The Cat Review

Mel The Cat won’t hurt anyone. It’s an inoffensive title designed for about half an hour of fun, yet sadly it can’t even achieve that, with no second of your half an hour playthrough introducing any resemblance of enjoyment.

Goat Out of Hell Review

Goat Out of Hell might work better had it been titled Game Out of Hell, as that is how it feels.

Electronics Puzzle Lab 2 Review

If you played the first Electronics Puzzle Lab, then there is absolutely nothing new here in Electronics Puzzle Lab 2.

Dragon Ruins Review

I’ve played dozens of KEMCO games over the years, and most of those have very much been in the retro camp, but Dragon Ruins is the perfect blend of too retro, in terms of the visuals, and not enough gameplay.

Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea Review

If you’re looking for a Zuma game, go and play the original.

Zombies Overloaded Review

Zombies Overloaded, rather fittingly, is a soulless, mindless grind - a lifeless, repetitive shooter that buries any semblance of fun under six feet of poor design.

Blazing Trail Review

Blazing Trail is awful.

Wings of Endless Review 

The frustrating gameplay and unintuitive design made this one a real slog to finish, hence I wouldn’t really recommend Wings of Endless.

Cyber Mission Review

The best I can say about Cyber Mission is that it runs okay, and that the two player side of things is better than the solo play. Other than that, it’s one to avoid.

Galaxy Kingdoms Review

Galaxy Kingdoms does the unthinkable and turns a twin stick shooter, one of the very finest of genres, into a dull gaming experience.

Highway Police Simulator Review

It’s almost criminal that Highway Police Simulator is available to buy when it’s such a mess, so please put your wallet down and step away peacefully.

Kiki – A Vibrant 3D Platformer Review

Kiki - A Vibrant 3D Platformer is a game low on ideas, which even then are poorly implemented. As platformers go, it’s a stinker.

Billy’s Game Show Review

Billy’s Game Show may be short but it is full of frustrations and lacking any real scares.

Cilla Review

There's hardly any action to get stuck into in Cilla, the story is poorly presented, running a twist that can be seen a mile away and it doesn’t look great.

Mr Trials Review

99p or not, a broken game is a broken game. And that means Mr Trials should be avoided at all costs.

Master Maker 3D Ultimate Review

Master Maker 3D Ultimate is the ultimate example of how not to make a game.

Green Soldiers Heroes Review

You get fifteen minutes of on-rails shooting where you don’t get to move or even aim - not really. Green Soldiers Heroes does all of this for you, whether you like it or not.

Heavy Burden Review

We implore you: read the myth of Sisyphus or snuggle up with the works of Camus instead. Heavy Burden is no way to brush up on either.

The Super Penguboy Review

It may have a penguin on the cover, but The Super Penguboy is a lame duck.

Skull Island: Rise of Kong Review

Skull Island: Rise of Kong is a turd. It’s a turd the size of which Kong would be proud.