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Toadomination Review

Toadomination mostly left us bemused.

Aery – Stone Age Review

The Aery series has set a low bar for itself, and in aiming to perch on that bar, it screws the landing and ploughs headfirst into it. Squawk! - down it goes.

SHMUP Mania Review

SHMUP Mania has the most egregious use of ‘Mania’ in a title that we can recall.

Chemically Bonded Review

You could randomly pick pretty much any other visual novel and feel less tortured than we were in Chemically Bonded.

Blade of Darkness Review

Blade of Darkness will make you appreciate the games we have these days.

War Mongrels Review

There is a good game, a compelling game even, fighting to get out of War Mongrels, but it is buried under a pile of duff controls and absurd difficulty.

City Limits Review

City Limits is very chill, and whilst that shouldn’t be a substitute for the word ‘boring’, it isn’t very good either. With limited scope and limited gameplay, the only thing elongating it are laborious achievements.

Placid Plastic Duck Simulator Review

Placid Plastic Duck Simulator is like watching a summer holiday by the pool via CCTV, as you passively accumulate achievements.

Kuroi Tsubasa Review

Kuroi Tsubasa is a visual novel that has a great demon-hunting concept and no intention of delivering on it.

Shukuchi Ninja Review

Shukuchi Ninja isn’t anywhere near as good as the games it’s closest to - namely Party Golf and Angry Birds.

Ratyboy Adventures Review

Ratyboy came from behind and bit us hard on the butt. It’s possibly the most painful 3D platformer we’ve played. Curse you, Ratyboy.

Neko Rescue Tale Review

If you’ve been lured in by the cat, then you should probably know that Neko Rescue Tale has all the worst aspects of one. It gives you a false sense of security by looking cute, curling up in your lap. But once you start playing with it, the claws come out, as poor level design, collision detection, platforming and - most of all - combat all cause blood to flow.

Filthy Animals: Heist Simulator Review

Fundamentally flawed, Filthy Animals: Heist Simulator will struggle to hold your attention - it is frustrating rather than entertaining, no matter how many of you are playing at once.

Puzzle By Nikoli W Numberlink Review

We’re not angry, we’re just disappointed. But we’ll let Puzzle By Nikoli W off: they’ve nailed so many puzzle games in the past that we’ll forgive them one stinker. Because that’s what Puzzle By Nikoli W Numberlink ultimately is: an unsatisfying meander into trial-and-error that leaves a bad smell in the nostrils. 

Dragon Pinball Review

With its actual mission and objective based gameplay, Dragon Pinball may just be the best pinball game yet from Super PowerUP Games. But based on what has come before it, that isn’t really a compliment.

Ayre and the Crystal Comet Review

From the premise alone, Ayre and the Crystal Comet raised interest levels, but from there, things go wrong.

Dashing Orange Review

A platform speedrunner might find something in Dashing Orange. It’s an obstacle course in the same way a Spartan Run is for a jogger.

EvilUP Review

If you are desperate for a roguelike game, I’m pretty sure there are hundreds out there that are better than EvilUP. Avoidance is my heartfelt advice.

8-Ball Pocket Review

8-Ball Pocket is a lightweight, plainly presented little pool game, which doesn’t have the modes, options or customisation to warrant a purchase.

Alterity Experience Review

With the concept of being trapped in your own home by some otherworldly being, Alterity Experience comes with a bit of promise.

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