If you’re looking for seriousness then stop reading right now because you’re not likely to find anything other than humour and witty banter with Her Majesty’s SPIFFING. But if that is indeed what you’re after, then today is your lucky day!
Available to download right now, Her Majesty’s SPIFFING tasks you with venturing into the cosmos, attempting to solve puzzles and partaking in bants of the highest quality. The Special Planetary Investigative Force For Inhabiting New Galaxies – you can now see why the acronym kicks in – have been created by none else than Her Majesty herself, hoping that they can head off to the stars and create a whole new Galactic British Empire. Because you know, 2016 has been a bit of a crappy year and so it may just be for the best to head off to pastures new.
We’ll have a full review of Her Majesty’s SPIFFING with you very soon, but should you not be able to wait, the Xbox Games Store should be your next port of call. The £14.99 asking price seems pretty damn reasonable too.
Game Description:
The Empire Staggers BackIn the wake of political developments during the summer of 2016 and the events that followed, Britain found itself increasingly isolated from global society. Frustrated by the demise of this once great nation Her Majesty the Queen concluded that the elected representatives at Westminster were no longer fit to govern her United Kingdom. Having dissolved parliament, returning the United Kingdom to an autocratic government, improvements were immediate and wide ranging. However, ever the pragmatist, Her Majesty concluded that, given the complications Britain was facing returning to a position of power on earth, perhaps it was time to focus her attention elsewhere… Establishing S.P.I.F.F.I.N.G. (Special Planetary Investigative Force For Inhabiting New Galaxies) Her Majesty has turned to the stars in a bid to establish a new, Galactic British Empire! Assuming command of the near futuristic space ship HMSS Imperialise and her crew (distinguished veteran and gentleman Captain Frank Lee English and Aled, his mild mannered South Walean colleague) YOU will venture into the cosmos, solving puzzles, engaging in witty banter, deal with crippling claustrophobia, gradually succumb to the sustained exposure of cosmic radiation and so on, all for Queen and Country. Heck, along the way, you may stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations… ***SPOILERS BELOW*** You will stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations.
