god damn the garden

You may think that God Damn The Garden is the latest take on the multitude of slice-of-life and farming affairs that have hit the console scene in recent times. But you’d be wrong – this challenges you with facing the trials of the Skeleton Bastard. Think you can overcome them?

Available to purchase and download right now on Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PS4, PS5 and Nintendo Switch, God Damn The Garden from Ratalaika Games and Agelvik will take you down into the underworld, as you look to make good your escape from these evil lands. Populated by some of the most fearsome, highly aggressive of creatures, it’ll be up to you to work through a series of tests and challenges in hope of being able to prove yourself as worthy of champion of Badass Heaven. 

With the usual cheap and cheerful Ratalaika Games asking price in tow – this one will set you back a mere £4.99 – God Damn The Garden should well suffice if you’re looking for something to tide you over for an evening of gaming. 

It promises much too, with a key feature list sitting as…

  • * Fast-paced shooting action against cursed-looking animals
  • * Atmospheric exploration in the mysterious depths of God Damn’s World
  • * Memorable boss fights
  • * Really dumb dialogue
  • * Cool original soundtrack
  • * Capybaras

You’ll find a download of God Damn The Garden available from the Xbox Store for Xbox One and Xbox Series X|S, with this being fully optimised for the newer consoles. It’s also on PlayStation and Nintendo Switch. 

Game Description:

God Damn The Garden challenges you to face the trial of Skeleton Bastard, which tests whether or not you’re worthy of becoming the next king of Badass Heaven. In a vast underworld, find a way to escape from the mysterious depths of God Damns World by fighting your way past aggressive creatures. Obtain ammunition from plants to grow yourself stronger, and find the ultimate weapon to help you ascend from the depths.

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